"Rejected?"
Yeah.
"Huh, that must stink."
Pretty much.
"Who's that in the mirror?"
Who, her? Oh, that's me.
"So...who are you talking to?"
Oh, that's me again.
"Oh. Wow, she's gorgeous."
Pretty much.
"That's you? That rejected girl right there?"
Yep.
"Huh. Is this dialogue some kind of self-help, self-talk?"
You got it.
(Silence.)
Is it working?
"Gorgeous."
Yeah, seriously, I'm so freaking beautiful. Who would want to reject me?
"Beautiful."
Beautiful.
7 comments:
You are being so funny about all this. {:\
well,
gosh darn it,
a whole hell of a lot of people DO like you!
Did you see that? A HELL of a lot of people - do you know how many people go to hell? I reckon its most everybody. So here we are all in hell - feelin the hell fire love.
Now thats warm & fuzzy!
Beautiful!
Gorgeous!
STUNNING!!!!!!
Cracking me up!!!!!!!!! I'm glad that you got rejected so that we could see this!
I concur, you're completely gorgeous.
and I think this is my favorite entry of your entire blog!
I love you!
i -l-o-v-e- it! :) and dont forget how amazing you are too!
I think you are sexy too
I spit in his general direction. He lost me a long time ago -- the moment I could see he was willing to lose you.
What a sorry foo'.
Who needs men who can't appreciate you when you have a hottie in the mirror?
Kudos to you, Emily!
I suggest a simple attitude towards boys: NEXT!
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